TheLastPuritan's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Guide to being review mod]

Biased review, but its my right.

And its his right to receive any review he wants - or not. Why does newgrounds get to invade free speech? And can I really become moderator by tossing salad? Both very important questions that need answering. Graphics - text cool, style-its cool, sound-classic rocks, violence - sexually disturbing, interactivity- the ol' in and out, humor - yes sir, overall - wade's asshole virginity.

Sir-CannabisClock responds:

thanks! and yes, I certainly agree! the only reviews that should ever be deleted are spam and people giving out links.

[Night of the Drugs]

Great Imagery

Well when I first started watching this I thought, "isn't that lame, he is equating weed to pills and other substances that may cause violence." so then i thought about an insult I could in include in the review like: "hey why is everyone white except fo that black guy on the street? are you some sort of racist?"then i started laughing.

and then I read your response to the accusations you received about hatin' weed and realized you don't. i re-watched the movie and noticed all the expressionalist qualities of your flash and liked it.

i probably wouldn't have liked it had i not read your response. so the point is, your flash rocked, and we are all biased motherfuckers.

the end. oh and humor gets 10 due to my chronic slightly toastedness.

[ANIMATION INVASION]

Like watching a work of Shyamalany

M. Night that is. This was really good. I've actually been dicking around with that kind of flash myself. I'm glad someone finally took the intiative to make movie out of it. Looking foward to the sequel!

[Hits From the Bong]

Every 10 seconds...

another child becomes hooked to marijuana because of NG.

Great flash. Does the drop it like its hot dub have a site where i can download it?

[Forever Young]

Excellent

I was laughing as soon as the egg was singing. Keep it up.

[duck: drugs are bad]

I have adventures with william dafoe...

...when I smoke a joint.

boinky33 responds:

I want the William Dafoe action figure for Christmas!

[a house divided 2]

Not bad

Good dialogue, animation was kind of crappy, but the voice acting was pretty good.

[Trichinosis]

Orwellian masterpeice

That was an excellent flash brought attention to the problem of America's addictive consumerism and the apathy we have for the decaying countries around us. The Mr. Sandman mix was a very appropriate song selection for the surreal content. Surreal, but still real.

[How to scare Aliens]

Funny

Wow, that was definitely the best plan I have ever heard of. Seriously, that was genius.

SCSP responds:

i know

[Mad World Collab]

Good, but weed out the shitty.

That was an excellent collab; its been said before and I'll say it again - one of the few collabs worth viewing. However, there was some crappy animations that could have been taken out and given that time space to the supreme animators (the clock scene, the pointless non symbolic stuff).
With that said, I highly appreciate the one with the pregnant woman on the streets, its nice to see female talent on Newgrounds that isn't simply like the same perv,sick humor,violence,stick,clock, or general emo that is so rampant here.
Great job, people.