TheLastPuritan's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Guide to being review mod]

Biased review, but its my right.

And its his right to receive any review he wants - or not. Why does newgrounds get to invade free speech? And can I really become moderator by tossing salad? Both very important questions that need answering. Graphics - text cool, style-its cool, sound-classic rocks, violence - sexually disturbing, interactivity- the ol' in and out, humor - yes sir, overall - wade's asshole virginity.

Sir-CannabisClock responds:

thanks! and yes, I certainly agree! the only reviews that should ever be deleted are spam and people giving out links.

[ANIMATION INVASION]

Like watching a work of Shyamalany

M. Night that is. This was really good. I've actually been dicking around with that kind of flash myself. I'm glad someone finally took the intiative to make movie out of it. Looking foward to the sequel!

[duck: drugs are bad]

I have adventures with william dafoe...

...when I smoke a joint.

boinky33 responds:

I want the William Dafoe action figure for Christmas!

[a house divided 2]

Not bad

Good dialogue, animation was kind of crappy, but the voice acting was pretty good.

[Trichinosis]

Orwellian masterpeice

That was an excellent flash brought attention to the problem of America's addictive consumerism and the apathy we have for the decaying countries around us. The Mr. Sandman mix was a very appropriate song selection for the surreal content. Surreal, but still real.

[How to scare Aliens]

Funny

Wow, that was definitely the best plan I have ever heard of. Seriously, that was genius.

SCSP responds:

i know