TheLastPuritan's Reviews

[Guide to being review mod]

Biased review, but its my right.

And its his right to receive any review he wants - or not. Why does newgrounds get to invade free speech? And can I really become moderator by tossing salad? Both very important questions that need answering. Graphics - text cool, style-its cool, sound-classic rocks, violence - sexually disturbing, interactivity- the ol' in and out, humor - yes sir, overall - wade's asshole virginity.

Sir-CannabisClock responds:

thanks! and yes, I certainly agree! the only reviews that should ever be deleted are spam and people giving out links.

[Night of the Drugs]

Great Imagery

Well when I first started watching this I thought, "isn't that lame, he is equating weed to pills and other substances that may cause violence." so then i thought about an insult I could in include in the review like: "hey why is everyone white except fo that black guy on the street? are you some sort of racist?"then i started laughing.

and then I read your response to the accusations you received about hatin' weed and realized you don't. i re-watched the movie and noticed all the expressionalist qualities of your flash and liked it.

i probably wouldn't have liked it had i not read your response. so the point is, your flash rocked, and we are all biased motherfuckers.

the end. oh and humor gets 10 due to my chronic slightly toastedness.

[ANIMATION INVASION]

Like watching a work of Shyamalany

M. Night that is. This was really good. I've actually been dicking around with that kind of flash myself. I'm glad someone finally took the intiative to make movie out of it. Looking foward to the sequel!

[Free Rider 2]

Yay

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[Random Defence]

Most addicting game I've played in a while.

I had a lot of fun trying to beat this game. I kept getting killed at level 48, as many people have. This was frustrating, but when i learned to upgrade the 3 research centers to level 3 early on, I started selling turrets to build Laser towers, which took care of everything. Trust me I tried every other strategy and this was the only one that worked, your other turrets just won't handle the end levels. 4 laser turrets upgraded will do the trick.

I accumulated at least 4 or 5 hours at different times to beat this game. For that I give it a 9. The game is short, but I understand why because once you discover the power of the laser towers, every other building becomes worthless.

[- Heist -]

Good, but buggy

Great sound, graphics, ya da ya... However I only got through about 2/3 of the game when it decided to stop saving my data. and there shouldn't be a stupid time limit on the game either